Macomb Police Department posted a missing snowman report on their Facebook page earlier today. According to police Frosty the snowman was kidnapped earlier this morning. On their Facebook post police show a picture of two unknown men picking up Frosty and carrying him off.
Police write “Frosty suffers from a molecular disorder that causes his molecules to break down when he gets too hot.” If the culprits return Frosty unharmed and with nose intact no questions will be asked.
Macomb Police Department has yet to receive a ransom note.